Waa... I Miss UMP

Time Machine

22 years ago...

I'm so happy when I saw a picture of my mum holding me while celebrating my birthday. I was very2 small and still a baby. So cute.

Lego. Remember this? It's something like a plastic brick where we can fix it and arrange making into something that we like it to be. House, car, pistol and many more... There are more advanced ones with those screws, screwdrivers to build a house.

When I was small, I was left for my aunt, uncle, grandma and grandpa to take care of me. That time, my relatives; aunties, uncles and cousins lived so close to each other. We can even shout them from our own house. Sometimes, I will run to their house to look for my cousins and play with them.

When I was late for home, I was caned by my aunt. Then, cried as loud as I can.

Riding my tri-cycle around the house, haha...cute, cute... My aunt rode the bigger bicycle, I rode the small cute tricycle to my uncle's house a few kilometers away from our house.

Everytime when I injured myself (bleeding) we will use spirit/alcohol to cure the wound instead of applying some special lotion that we use now. Alcohol! What do you think? Damn f***ing painful!!! It feels like u apply some acid on your skin. However, nowadays we didn't use it. We will buy some lotion from the shop and apply onto it.

I was small that time and don't even know what the hell is 'religion'. I went to the Buddhist temple. Kneel down, don't know what it is for.

I don't even know what is 'brother'. I remembered once we (me & bro) were fighting over a colouring book. I was damn pissed off, so I grabbed it and tore it apart. Fair enough, huh? 50%-50%.

Besides that, I don't even know what is gender. Male and female. All mixed up. I remembered once I was chased by a group of girls and complained to my kindergarten teacher...crying!

Remember video tapes? ---> CD--->DVD, or even pendrives will do too... Tv games? Tetris? Maris Bros? All of them were so famous at that time.

Primary 2, I went to Bintulu staying with my parents. Starting to go to the church. I was quite smart that time. Always got Number 1 or 2 in the class. Even compete with each other solving math questions in the class. Do some stupid presentations such as poems, singing, acting and bla, bla during the assembly. Damn, I hate it sooo much!!! During recess time right after the bell rung, we ran into the assembly ground to play 'Police and thief'. We will try to ignore our meal. Coming back to the class with sweats all over the body.

Nintendo. Digimon. Both of these were so famous when we were in form 1 and 2. My brother bought a digimon when I was in form 2 and I borrowed it to 'challenge' it with my friends. 911 came, so as Backstreets Boys. And the most sexy and charming guys came named Westlife sang lots of romantic and ballads songs making those girls crazy about them. Human Nature, SpiceGirls, A1, No doubt, 98 degress, Blue, Aqua, O-town were competing with each other. I've experienced something funny and embarrassing which one of my friends bought a condom as a Birthday present for my one of my friend. That day, I learnt what and the uses of condoms.

Form 4 and 5, became a hostel boy. Washing my own clothes is fun. Taking bath together with my friends with my underwear on is fun! We talked and joked around while taking bath with everybody is the most precious moment in my life!

Now. Ignoring the TV, I keep on sitting in front of the laptop!

Should I Shut Down My PC At Night?

Article taken from Yahoo! ...

Years ago the conventional wisdom was that leaving your computer on all the time would allow it to last longer before a crash.
The culprit: Your hard drive.
Frequent starts and stops would cause your hard drive mechanism to wear out much faster than if the drive never spun down.
~An old saying (possibly apocryphal) was that stopping and restarting a hard drive was the same as eight hours of regular running time.~

The writer talked to the good folks at Seagate to find out if things had changed. According to the company, starting and stopping is not a huge problem with drives any more, and they can be safely shut off and on in order to save power. According to Seagate, you can expect a drive to last for three to five years of running time before dying, though obviously many drives last longer.

What's the big factor that causes drives to die early? Heat!, says Seagate. Ensuring your computer stays cool through the proper use of fans is far and away the best thing you can do to keep your drive healthy. Shutting it down when not in use will only help. Naturally, shutting down your computer will also conserve electricity, so unless there's a compelling reason to leave it on (as with a server), you should probably shut down at night.

~ Don't blow your hair next to your laptop.
~ Don't cook near your laptop.
~ Don't smoke next to your laptop.
~ Don't get angry when you are using your laptop.
~ Buy an air-conditioner!!!

My Masterpiece!

I went into my store room and found this...

>>>My Masterpiece<<<

Got my name written on it. Hmm... 7 years ago...

Really wish I could go back to Art...

My Wine Collection

I got 9 tiny, cute bottles of imported wines at home for decorations.


Let me introduce to you where they came from...

1 = Italy
2 = Martel, France (One of my favourite coz the bottle is made from special glass!)
3 = Puerto Rico
4 = Sweden
5 = Hennessy, France (My Favourite coz the bottle is CUTE and made from glass too!)
6 = London
7 = US
8 = US
9 = Jonny Walker, Scotland
*The bottles are made from plastic except those mentioned.

Paris Hilton Special

Couples. Is it necessary in higher institution?

Child: Mum. I like a girl. I want her to be my girlfriend.
Mum: No!
Child: But why? I need some inspirations. I will become a real man faster.
Mum: Can you count how many knives are there in the kitchen?
Child: ~!@#$%^&*

Boy: I love you. Can you be my Girlfriend?
Girl: Go and get a mirror for yourself and look into it. You can take your words back after you do that.
Boy: Err... After I looked into the mirror, I think I'm...err... ok, forget about it. See you.

Girl: I think I've fallen in love with you.
Boy: Wow, you are the 8th person saying that to me. The first is a primary school kid.


Alright, Couples. Is it necessary in higher institution? Let's me share my own opinions about this topic. Now I'm sharing according to my observations and some survey. (Not my own experience, damn it!!!)

Let's start from a male's eyes. When you are in this level (University or College), you can see lots of students having their own partners/soulmate. Most of them, honestly they are attracted to that particular girl because of her beauty. Or it could also be a childhood friend which this will definitely making their relationship stronger. Do their parents know about this?

Some boys will attracted to a girl when they found out that 'that girl' is very easy to talk with. And some of them don't even think about beauty. They just simple choose a girl just for fun, frankly speaking to show their friends that they are 'matured'. And thats why...that's why some of the boys chose a not-so-pretty ones. Well, sometimes this do happen. Don't you realize it? Even when I walked around a shopping complex I saw some girls having a....err....lousy BF. Alright, I'm not saying that I'm perfect but this is reality. They are so young, so they should think and choose the best for them but...is this necessary?

Girl: Darling, I need some money. Can you lend me some?
Boy: Sure, take it!
(Boy saying in his heart, "Damn it!")
or
Boy: Honey, can I borrow you car for a while? I need to buy something very important.
Girl: Ok, go ahead.

Hmm... But sometimes this will go opposite direction! 50%-50%

Being a gentleman, you should...

(1) Show that you afford to buy something which is better than hers, e.g: Laptop or handphone
(2) Always help her. Financial or even assignments!
(3) Give her a treat. Pay everything on that table!
(4) Acting cool.
(5) Act like you care for her.
(6) Act like you know everything, even if you don't even know or any idea about it.
(7) Say something like "OMG, did anyone say that you are very beautiful?"

Alright, from a female's eyes...
You need some protections. Someone who can protect you everytime when you are away from your parents. Sometimes you need help from him when there's an emergency. Hmm... A girl's heart is usually soft. Most of them can fall in love with a guy very fast.
(But some are not! Some are very2 err... you know it! What a challenge!)

Nowadays, there are so many guys with some special talents. They can make you attracted to him. Such as...wealth, words or even their own looks and appearance. Well, that's normal. Everybody knows about this, so must the girls. Sometimes they will treat you sooo good until you might probably 'accidentally' fall in love with him. It is Ok if he is sincere and really care for you. No problem, I won't comment about that.

But Girls, you should beware of some...some insincere type for person. They can fool you anytime. They will dump you anytime they want.
(Even a girl can do that too, huhu~)

Being a lady who has a BF, you should...
(1) If you want to have a nice meal when you've lost your appetite, you should say "I'm hungry. I wonder if there's anything nice to eat outside there"
(2) When you want to save your money, say this after you finish the meal, "Damn, I forgot to bring my money!" (He will pay for you!)
(3) Say this "Can you help me to..." If you want his help, he will try to do it for you.
(4) Say this when you saw something attracts your attention, "Wow, I wish I could have this for my Birthday!"
(5) CHOOSE THE RIGHT PERSON!!!

Activities that couples will do in the campus...

(1) "Err...are you free tonight? Let's go to the library together to study. Oh yes, have you done your assignment? If yes, bring it too!"
(2) One glass of syrup please...with 2 straws!
(3) SMS: Why your skype is not online? I can't contact you. I miss you leh...
(4) Lunch time together.
(5) "What are you doing now? Come let's go for tea time!"
(6) "Why you just stay in the room? Must do some exercises. Come, join me for a jog in the evening later ok?"
(Even if you never go for exercise, pretend that you always do that.)

~Damn, so sleepy... Good nite!~

Do you know who am I?

~Sorry, late posting. I wrote this post 2 weeks ago~


Everybody knows that Paris Hilton was in the jail now, right? Well, she deserved it wat! There's one thing she said when she had already informed that she will be going to the jail "I'm willing to go to the jail. I want to be a normal person" Fine! It's ok! That's good because she is willing to be like any other people who will go to the jail if they've done any mistakes.



45days reduced to 23 days! Why? Can it be like this? Hmm... Last few days she was sent back to the jail after she was ordered back to jail to serve out the remainder 45 days sentence for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case. Hmm... Fair enough! Then, she cried, "Mummy, mummy".


Damn it! You said you are willing to be like any other people but why you want to complain about the 45-days sentence? You've done a mistake for driving with your suspended license and in an alcohol-related reckless driving, so you should be in the jail like any other people in US. Wants some sympathy from your parents so that they can help you? Money? Hmm... I guess there're a lot of people dislike this girl, that's why she is separated from other prisoners just worried if the other prisoners will attack her .

Lots of news from the media said that Paris Hilton did some nude videos with her ex-boyfriend and now the videos had spread all over the internet. Well, she was seen doing the sign of cross as if she was praying while she was in the court...praying and ask the helf from the GOD to release her from the jail. What the F***! Can like that also arrr? When you are in trouble, then you will come to GOD for help but did u ever think about GOD when you are doing that f***ing job???

"I'm Paris Hilton, I don't have to be in the jail."

~Her former inmate said that all the food prepared for them are getting better days by days starting the 1st week she served her 45days sentence. She was treated like a Queen in the jail!!!~

This Baby wants to sing a song for all 'MyLuxuryParadise''s readers...

Japanese Student

Nice joke I got it from www.asianjoke.com

It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"?

Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country knows more about its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "Fucking Japanese."

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982." At that point, a student in the back sighed, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Asian the Great!