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Play dirty? Can you? We always play dirty since we were young. It's the way how we fed ourselves the food when we were just one or two years old with the food flew all over the places, then staring innocently at our mum...with that dirty mouth. LOL. Just kidding. We learnt how to play dirty when we watched Power Rangers or whatever with martial arts actions and did a 'hands on' or 'practical training' to our brother or sister...we got a spank on the butt soon after that. But it's OK coz you will do it again and again. That's what we called playing dirty.
Well, for girls out there if you want to protect yourself from harm, example robbers, thiefs or any bad guys, you can aim his 'private' part...it's located 'down' there...in case you don't undersatnd me. It could make a man completely becomes 'soft'. But please bare in mind that MAN is a strong human being! I mean he will be soft for just a few seconds or minutes, so use that precious time to excape, not calling the police coz it will be too late.
For boys, errrr... it will be another way round. LOL. Just joking. I don't know.
If all of you want to protect yourself make sure that it is effective, don't make any stupid action just because you want to be a hero.
Think twice before you do it or else you will...
...regret for the rest of your life.
Please be remember to call for help or shout loudly to get the nearby residents' attention if you got the chance to do so. If cannot, just pray, be patient and don't...
Play dirty? Can you? We always play dirty since we were young. It's the way how we fed ourselves the food when we were just one or two years old with the food flew all over the places, then staring innocently at our mum...with that dirty mouth. LOL. Just kidding. We learnt how to play dirty when we watched Power Rangers or whatever with martial arts actions and did a 'hands on' or 'practical training' to our brother or sister...we got a spank on the butt soon after that. But it's OK coz you will do it again and again. That's what we called playing dirty.
Well, for girls out there if you want to protect yourself from harm, example robbers, thiefs or any bad guys, you can aim his 'private' part...it's located 'down' there...in case you don't undersatnd me. It could make a man completely becomes 'soft'. But please bare in mind that MAN is a strong human being! I mean he will be soft for just a few seconds or minutes, so use that precious time to excape, not calling the police coz it will be too late.
For boys, errrr... it will be another way round. LOL. Just joking. I don't know.
If all of you want to protect yourself make sure that it is effective, don't make any stupid action just because you want to be a hero.
Think twice before you do it or else you will...
...regret for the rest of your life.
Please be remember to call for help or shout loudly to get the nearby residents' attention if you got the chance to do so. If cannot, just pray, be patient and don't...
THE END
(to be continue)
(to be continue)
~All the names, pictures and words did not relate to any of those who is living till today, the death or whoever and wherever. It's just a joke anyway. LOL.~
