Funny Football Quotes

These quotes, taken from BBC Sports, just in case you haven't read them yet. Funny stuffs.

"I don't know where Carlos keeps the dummy. He produces it from nowhere."
Manchester United midfielder Michael Carrick on Carlos Tevez's mysterious goal celebration prop.

"Where do you keep it, dummy"

"You probably think I'm Kenny Sansom!"
Little Britain star Matt Lucas on meeting Wenger after the Frenchman admitted he had never seen the show.

"I used to play left-back for Arsenal, you know?"

and finally...

"Dutch people generally are loyal, disciplined and straight to the point."
Ryan Babel when asked in the Liverpool match programme 'How would you define Dutch people in THREE WORDS?'

~LangkahBaru said he didn't understand this, so I'm going to explain it right now...~

1. 3 words - He should answer it 'Loyal, Disciplined, Straight to the point'
2. Loyal, Disciplined, Straight to the point' - <<< 6 words
3. He said Dutch people are 'straight to the point', but he himself (a Dutch) is not. So obvious!

Haha!!! Funny now? Hehe...