Beijing's Olympic Funny Photos Part 3/5

~All the pictures below are taken from eladies.2008.sina.com.cn~

THE END
(to be continued)

~All the names, pictures and words did not relate to any of those who is living till today, the death or whoever and wherever. It's just a joke anyway. LOL.~

Beijing's Olympic Funny Photos Part 2/5

~All the pictures below are taken from eladies.2008.sina.com.cn~


Play dirty? Can you? We always play dirty since we were young. It's the way how we fed ourselves the food when we were just one or two years old with the food flew all over the places, then staring innocently at our mum...with that dirty mouth. LOL. Just kidding. We learnt how to play dirty when we watched Power Rangers or whatever with martial arts actions and did a 'hands on' or 'practical training' to our brother or sister...we got a spank on the butt soon after that. But it's OK coz you will do it again and again. That's what we called playing dirty.




Well, for girls out there if you want to protect yourself from harm, example robbers, thiefs or any bad guys, you can aim his 'private' part...it's located 'down' there...in case you don't undersatnd me. It could make a man completely becomes 'soft'. But please bare in mind that MAN is a strong human being! I mean he will be soft for just a few seconds or minutes, so use that precious time to excape, not calling the police coz it will be too late.




For boys, errrr... it will be another way round. LOL. Just joking. I don't know.

If all of you want to protect yourself make sure that it is effective, don't make any stupid action just because you want to be a hero.




Think twice before you do it or else you will...




...regret for the rest of your life.


Please be remember to call for help or shout loudly to get the nearby residents' attention if you got the chance to do so. If cannot, just pray, be patient and don't...

THE END
(to be continue)

~All the names, pictures and words did not relate to any of those who is living till today, the death or whoever and wherever. It's just a joke anyway. LOL.~

Beijing's Olympic Funny Photos Part 1/5

~All the pictures below are taken from eladies.2008.sina.com.cn~

Once upon a time in Beijing...




...an alien was found in the swimming pool swimming happily. It was spotted by the small kids who spent their time playing in the pool. They went back home to tell their mummy and daddy that they saw an alien, who later were spanked on their butt by their parents for telling stupid jokes.

Soon after that in the CNN news reported that the alien was found swimming happily in the swimming pool. The kids spanked their parents' butt back.




All the people in China was shocked to hear the news.

Fortunately, the people in China was very proud to send the lost alien safely and in a proper way back to its own errr... planet... Hmmm....

THE END...
(to be continued)

~All the names, pictures and words did not relate to any of those who is living till today, the death or whoever and wherever. It's just a joke anyway. LOL.~

Story Telling In The Pool

Once upon a time...


























I'm bored...

Datuk Shah Rukh Khan

Latest News:

Melaka anugerah Datuk kepada Shah Rukh Khan

10/10/2008 5:17pm

MELAKA 10 Okt. - Pelakon terkenal Bollywood, Shah Rukh Khan merupakan antara penerima Darjah Mulia Seri Melaka (DMSM) sempena hari jadi Yang Dipertua Negeri Melaka, Tun Mohd. Khalil Yaakob ke-70, esok.

Dengan penganugerahan darjah DMSM itu, Shah Rukh Khan akan bergelar Datuk.- Utusan.

Which Shah Rukh Khan is this? Malaysian or Indian from India? I want it also laaa... D*** it!

The Mouse

It's a hamster actually. LOL

No partner/husband anymore to accompany her in the cage. What a pity! It gave birth to 2 cubs after few days its 'partner' died. I was shocked and took a moment to think and I realized that the male f***ed her before it gone. Wow, how cruel. LOL.

But the 2 cubs died soon after few days.

Alright, we don't know anything about hamsters until I was in Kuching when my cousin told me that when a hamster gives birth...

1) Don't look at them.
2) Don't touch the cubs. (The smell is gone. When this happens, the mother will not going to 'love' or 'like' its own cubs anymore. Then, she will eat them.)

Then, we gave the lonely mother hamster to someone. Now, no more hamster in the house.


Some photos of the hamster, for remembrance...

Lonely...I'm so lonely... I have nobody...

It's a female.

Big nose. Kalah itu hidung lembuu...

Its bad habit. Biting the cage.

Still biting...

Yeah, still biting... but now with different style...

Condolence

~I'm back for more blog posts. Sorry for waiting! Cheer up readers!!!~

16th September 2009

I was truly sadden by the news that my grandpa cannot stand the pain anymore. He got pancreatitis a few weeks ago (He was in ICU). After few days taking care of him at the hospital, I went back home praying and hope that we will be fine and healthy like before, playing around with us like before...

One day...

Cousin: Loey... Uhuh..uhuh... (That crying sound, I don't like that and it wasn't the voice/sound that I was expecting)

Loey: What?

Cousin: Grandpa... Uhuh...uhuh...

Loey: (Silence)

Loey: What happen to him?

"Grandpa, you are a strong man. You had lived for many years and that age was too good and obviously it showed that you are a really strong man. But, all of us are expecting you can stay with us longer...longer. Or at least you can attend my convocation or my bro's convocation.

Since you chose to follow GOD, we can't do anything but to wish you all the best and May GOD Bless You Always.

We love you, Grandpa..."

~My bro's version~