Announcement

Dear readers of myluxuryparadise.blogspot.com,

I've planned to take a break until this coming Chinese New Year holiday. Well, I'm not running out of ideas. Actually, I want to take a rest, watch movies, dramas, loitering at my friends' rooms, go shopping, doing my thesis, gathering ideas for the next post and many more... :P

I'll be back after the holiday
(Going to KL on the 17th to meet my naughty Bro)

So, to all my UMP's friends...
Enjoy your holiday!!!

I HATE YOU!!!

Did you read the news about the Bintulu's student been bullied until dead on 29th? Damn, pity that boy laa....

Alright, this post is specially made for those 18 bullies... Read it Small Kids....!!! >>>

Kids, kids, why you have to play so rough? I suggest beating quite enough already but not until dead laa... That is so cruel and it is an unacceptable act. Now, you are moving from 'small kid' to teenager or maybe adult life... so please be careful and act nicely to people. Alright, it is just like taking a driving license. You've just passed your driving test and you got 2 years to be a careful and an alert type of driver. Hah! That's how it looks like.

What so nice about bullying kids? It will make your hands and your feet to get some bruises from it. Hey, I think it's so stupid laa... Unless you are a professional Ah Long, Mafia or anything, then you can be... err... proud? No! Even you are in the categories of these groups, still you can't be proud. Remember that! Unless you are a Doctor turned Mafia, or Lawyer turned Ah Long, or Engineer turned Gangster then I will say that you are very 'powerful'...errr, is that the right word to describe?

Well, when it comes to an issue, parents are getting worried. So as the bully themselves!!! Why? It is because you can't get away from your 'Penolong Kanan Hal Ehwal Pelajar' hehehe....or maybe your headmaster/principal. Then you will be handed to the police and you will be thrown into the jail! Hehehe!!! Nervous panic now leh!!! >:)
(Even you will even make friend with the 'ghost' of the dead boy. Eeee... spooky scary!)

Then, you will act like an 'unsuccessful and lousy' actor which acts and thought you are Michael Scofield (Prison Break)...uweksss... trying to escape from the jail. Haha... You can't do that boys and girls. Micheal Scofield has a Master in Science! Kids like you don't even finish you Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia! Hehe... What a shame! Still want to act like an adult. Sorry arr.. No license yet! You people also don't even have the permission to watch Porn movie, hehehe...jealous leh!!! :P

I think if you want to challenge each other don't make it 1 VS 18. Not fair arrr.... Even in Taekwondo, Karate, Silambam, Wushu, Sumo don't even do that leh! In competition they fight one vs one, right? Even in Badminton, Sepak Takraw and bla, bla...they have to play fair and square. But playing football is different laa... They can give you that damn yellow UNO card or red UNO card (luckily no WILD card or else those player will act like a wild killer tiger) to kick you shamefully out from that bloody disgusting football field where all of them are crazily chasing a stupid rolling ball while been watched by thousands of stupid idiots. Huh? ~!@#$%^&*


So, if you really want to challenge each other just join the martial arts club laa... For those who thought they are really powerful or boss of all the bosses, I recommend you to learn Samurai martial art. You can chop off anyone especially those you really don't like. Head? No problem! Hands? No problem! Legs? No problem! Ummp, ummp? No problem also! Anytime and anyway! Just depend on you whether if you got time or not. Tell you, I got time! :)

Even you can try this competition >>>

At least by doing this, you can get a free lunch :)

Hah! That is a healthy bully that all of you should apply it coz sometimes it will give you some 'free lunch', hehehe...

It lasts for almost 20 minutes and called to stop for while. Draw 0-0

~A friend of mine, P***T said my blog is very nice. She said it is nice because got lots of her pictures on this blog. Huh? If I don't put her pictures, what do you think she will say?~

Keeping the memories - Finale shots!

~Congratulation to KUKTEM for changing its name to Universiti Malaysia Pahang (UMP). Let's get together and make UMP the best university in Malaysia and a world class university. :P ~

...continued...


Some of my friends are complaining about the numbers of their pictures published in my blog. Ok, now I'm trying to be fair and square then... :)
(Msg to the people who appeared too many times: Pay me for publishing ur photos, hehe! Hehe... Joking only!)


Well, congratulation again to UMP! All of us are expecting more site visits in the future. Alright, back to my business... Next destination will be at the dumping site. Damn! Its smell sucksss... I can't even get closer to the 'hill'. The smell gets worse if you get closer to it. And I realised that my jacket even got the smell after visiting that place. Damn!

Sometimes you can't help yourself to get close to the opposite gender

Sometimes, some quite interesting visits might get boring if you are taking so much time for it.
What more to say, if it stinks!

Sometimes, you might get homesick if you are not at your own private place.

Keep on studying until you die!

Well, thats all I got for all of you! I hope all of you will like it...

~Please remember that all the dialogs written above are just some kind of jokes.~

~ Coming soon on 3th February! >>> "I HATE you!!!" ~

Keeping the memories Part 1

~I went to a clinic yesterday. And it was the worst clinic I ever visited since I was born on this wonderful protecting earth. If I were the doctor I will definitely fired 'her'. They still have to learn how to treat patients nicely and gently.~

~Yesterday also, a lecturer came in late for the class, said "Err, sorry I'm late. Just came back from KL" What? ~!@#$%^. If late just say sorry because you are late laa... But saying something unlogic reason make me laugh, in the heart! Next time when I'm late, I will say "Err Sorry, I'm late. Just came back from Sarawak!!!" :P ~

One day I went through all these pictures taken last year and suddenly I got some ideas and planned to publish them here. These are all the pictures taken when we visited the Bentong Water Treatment Plant. It was quite a nice enjoying trip as we had learnt a lot of knowledge that are quite useful for our tests and final exams.

Honestly to say that, we were there to have a nice photo shot. Well, at least it shows that we really enjoy studying in KUKTEM@UMP maa....right? Keeping them as memories for the future is also nice what!

So.....

A common hand gesture that will never change for the rest of our life. Huh!

Too excited to learn something new,
but still the actual motive for this visit is to take pictures.

In life, if we dont fool people, they will fool you!

An automatic reaction when taking photo is the 'two fingers pointing up to the sky'.
Well, seldom people will show more than two...

" ***** kau! Perut pun nak jadi Issue "

Water distributed contains some flouride which is to protect our teeth.

Respect our lecture because they are the one who check our final exam :P

Nowadays, there are a lot of pose(s) which some of them do not have any meaning
at all which we ourselves have to think what the actual hidden message is.

We are Malaysian civil engineers that will make sure that all the buildings here are firm and
errr... 90 degrees maybe???~!@#$%^&*

We started our knowledge life with numbers, and end up for taking pictures.

Well, that's all for today... to be continue...

A New Hope for A New Semester

~Yeah, PTPTN money already creditted into my account. Well, I have to spend and spend and spend again... Waiting for this moment is like a waiting an egg to hatch. Huh? Err... understand? Don't know how to describe this feeling.~

During the holiday, I didn't bring all my stuff back home as it will be very heavy and difficult me to carry them all during the year end holiday. Well, still I have to bring them back. Haiihhh... I locked some of my stuffs inside the locker, and of course I locked it. But still I have to left something outside the locker. Stuffs like the books and some small small things like errr...a lot larrr. During the holiday I was expecting that all my stuff will be save and sound as I have locked some of the things inside the locker and the room is of course locked.

Happily and with a new hope for the new semester I went back to my hostel and was shocked by an unexpected incident. I was so happy that the room is 'cleaned'. Someone had cleaned the room while I'm on holiday. Thanks to the cleaners who are so hardworking to clean our room. I think they might get a very high paid for it as I was not expecting them to clean it because I didn't put the sign "Please Clean Up Room" at the door. Oh, I was sooo TOUCHED!!!

Ohhh, very clean woo....

It was like giving a 'surprise' for someone on his/her Birthday! The floor is cleaned. I think they really mop the floor or maybe lick them with their own tongue. Oh, I'm sooo...touched!!!

Very clean. Not even a small piece of dust can be seen.

What a touching moment, they climbed up to my double decker bed to clean the fan. Wah, your boss must be very proud of all of you. You got a very lucky BOSS because you might get a very high paid for climbing up the bed and clean the fan which all the room cleaning, me and my roommates can do it our own. Oh, I'm so touched!!!

Alright, this time they really get me pissed off! They even cleaned all my stuff away. WTH!!! Did your boss paid you for this? Do you know that we, still living inside there? Didn't u see all my books and my luggage bag still inside my room? Even my safety boot and my leather black shoe are still inside the room? Eh, how do you get into my room? You break the door, weren't you? Damn it! You people shouldn't do that. Think la... You people got brain right? Ask the key from the staff or us laa...


Eh, my safety boot was gone. My leather black shoe was gone. You people took that away for what? You thought you can wear that shoe meh? Our feet size is the same, is it? What? Even my pail and my body and hair shampoo also you want to steal ka? If too poor, just tell me laa.... I can donate some money to you. I think even your boss is very rich enough to donate a million Ringgit to you. Eh, don't you know that stealing is something that is not the right thing to do? It against the rules. You will be thrown into the jail wooo... Do you know that the hands of the thieves in few hundreds years ago will be chopped off if they steal? Hah!


Alright, maybe my big mistake. I left my luggage on the top of the locker. And they took it away. What a pity! You want me to pack everything inside the plasticbag and put inside the cargo when I want to go back home this end of the semester aren't you? Alright, just take it laa... I won't mind because I can buy a new and a better one. :P

I bought it at the pasar malam. Tell you laa..., the quality is not good.
(Ah, you know my luggage pin number ka? :P)


We have a small rubbish bin here. And it's gone. Ok, take it!


We got a Malaysian flag right at the window. And it's gone. Ok, take it larr... Be patriotic, will ya?


This is the place where I put all my notes and books instead of the mattress. Everything's gone! OK, fine! I'll buy a new one lorrr... You thought I don't have money?

My class framed picture. Gone too... What?~!@#$. You people want to stare at my picture izzit? OK, take it and stare at me as many times as you want as long as you don't go for that jampi2 stuff. Wei, don't ever do it hah!!!
(If jampi for me to become clever, that one can larr... :P)

Alright, when something's gone must at least left something back right? Alright, to all the survivors please register yourselves...

The Survivors

My loyal printer

My faculty jacket.
If I lost this one, I won't be able to go to the laboratory every week.

My favourite Schwarzenbach sleeveless sweater

My grey Cheetah sweater

My Fuze Milo. Oh, It's been a long time I didn't take it.

My Mini Snek Curry Noodles. Want to throw it away already. Left it there for months. And I want to reduce taking Maggi noodles too.

My deadly important documents. Thanks God. You're alive!

My powerful extension cable. Love you so much. Muack, muack!!!

And lastly...

My lovely cute 2 little 'sausages', covered with diamond dotted cover. My old-fashioned blanket and my blueeey comfortable bedsheet.

Thanks God, all you you are ALIVE!!! Miss you sooo much!!!

~Just realize that I got a problem with my mouse. Gonna bring it to the vet or maybe buy a new mouse~