Let's play Jackpot!

This incident happened one evening at Sarawak Plaza in Kuching. Like usual when we are in a shopping complex you will wandering around the area. Suddenly, a guy came approached my Dad saying that my Dad is very2 lucky to have a Christmas present from their company. Huh? Really?

We went to the shop which they mentioned. A salesman entertained us saying that we are very lucky because we will receive a free Christmas gift. Huh? Then we were brought to a place with a computer. Alright, actually we were required to play a computer game.
(Damn it, at this time you ask us to play game. We came here to shop not to play game you!)

Before that, we were asked to answered survey questions about the product we often use. Ok fine! We answered all. Then, here comes the game.

Salesman: Sir, you know how to play jackpot?
Dad: Huh?
Salesman: Las Vegas, Las vegas...
Dad: Err...
Me: Yes, yes, I know...
Salesman: Ok good! Ok now, like this. We will play Jackpot. When you click the mouse, 3 pictures will come out. You must choose only one product among all three here to retrieve it.
Dad: For what?
Mom: No need laa... afterward we have to pay it.
Salesman: No, It's free for you. You do not need to pay for it.
All: Huh?~!@#$%^&*
Salesman: OK, click it.
(Then, my Dad clicked the mouse. Then, came out a company's logo)

Salesman: Oh, Sir! You r very lucky! Do you know what does that means?
All: No!
Salesman: It mean that you will receive a special mysterious give from us. Wait first, I'll go and checked the product.
(He went somewhere. Don't even know where did he go)

Salesman: Sir, you will receive a mysterious gift from us. So, you got to continue the next round to play.

Suddenly it can't be continued after he entered my Dad's ID card number. Noticed the problem, he clicked the button 'BACK' to checked the ID card number. Yeah, the ID card number was wrong. He corrected it. Then he said that he had corrected it. then he said that he will go back to the Jackpot game and surprisingly the result was still the SAME!!! Same picture coming out! What the heck is it? Me and my brother shouted "Eh!". He was shocked with our reactions and answered that the games had been saved. He added that this is not a cheat as this system is onlined!

Fine! Immediately I went to search for any LAN cable, telephone or internet cable in case. But I can't find, not even one. I can't find any cable connected to the
computer. Damn! What a big LIAR!!!

FINE!!!

He asked us to look at a picture in the computer screen. 16 small box combined into a big box. And asked us to guess how many boxes are there in the the big box. We said
16 boxes. They asked us to click something to retrieve the price. Damn, I really don't understand at all!

Then, slowly a pink coloured background came out. He said,"Hah! Do you know what does that mean?" (Damn it, how do I know?)

He said, "It means that you will receive a product less than RM300. The product will come out after the pink-coloured background finish loading." So we waited lorr..

Then, suddenly came out a picture of a kitchen product cost RM3880!!!

Salesman: Eh, Sir. Did you ever come here to play?
Dad: No!
Salesman: Eh, is it true? Sir, is it true? How come you got this? A kitchen product costs RM3880. Wah! Sir, you are very2 lucky!!!
(Damn it! Don't act to much laa...)

Salesman: Alright, Sir. You wait for a while. I want to call my manager in Seremban.
(He called) Then, he passed the phone to my Dad. But I really don't want to know anything about it. Then the phone is handed back to the salesman.

Salesman: Err...boss. You want to give him the kitchen ware?... But it costs RM3880... Wah, are you sure? Ok, ok Boss!

Salesman: Wah Sir. (Shake hand with my Father!) Congratulation! You are really very2 lucky. You've won this free...so lucky.
Dad: Are you sure it's free?
Salesman: Yes Sir, it's free. You don't need to pay anything for it. (Huh? Let's see!)

(Then he showed us the kitchen product. Ok, quite nice!)

Salesman: But Sir, Before to take this kitchen product, you must buy one of our product.

HAH!!! THERE YOU GO!

We are required to buy another kitchen ware cost hundreds Ringgit Malaysia!!! Huh! All of us smiled. Then we rejected it. All actually.

Salesman: But Sir, you've just won a kitchen product costs RM3880. You just need to pay this and can get that free.

Then we walked away. Haha, pity that salesman. He talked and bullshitting a lot. Well, that's his job. We don't mind at all.

Haha...funny, funny and pissed off (wasting our time)!

~Eh, we've forgotten the mysterious gift. Argh!!! Never mind laa... Who cares!
~Sorry, I didn't insert any picture for this post. Honestly, I can't!